Omar Hafeez

Omar is the Main Character's best friend. They have been friends since childhood and MC considers Omar "my brother from another mother". Omar is the son of Jamila. He is known to have five siblings.

Omar is seldom sober, mostly using weed and alcohol, MC at one point mentions that Omar is high pretty much 24/7 and Omar himself notes at one point "I ain't drunk enough to think yet", a rather typical alcoholic statement. MC also thinks that Jamila fails to realise how much Omar actually uses because his base level of weed use has long since become the new baseline for "sober" and only when he goes overboard does she notice that he is high.

Omar has a fetish for extremely obese women. When MC mentioned that he thinks Fiona is hot, Omar scoffs "maybe if she gained a couple hundred pounds"! The woman Omar pursues in the background of the story, Petunia, is broad enough to need two stools for support at the bar and probably weigh in at close to 200kg. She is the perfect woman, according to Omar.

Omar is never shown undressed but he is infamous for having very thick back hair. Amy, at one point, recalls a time (presumably when MC and Omar were in their upper teens) when Omar tagged along with the family to the beach and everyone thought he still had a sweater on even when he was just in swimming trunks!