Lily

Lily is the sister of Omar's girlfriend, Petunia. Omar set the protagonist up on a double date with her (along with himself and Petunia). The protagonist didn't look forward to it as Omar described her as ugly. However, the protagonist failed to take into account Omar's preferences. Unlike Petunia, Lily is a slender, blond, bombshell of a woman. Omar and Petunia left almost immediately to be hot and heavy (emphasis on heavy) and so the protagonist and Lily were left on their own to get to know each other.

Lily is a lawyer, three years out of law school. She works at the New York branch of the firm Fockem & Flea, the same firm as Natalia's husband Larry works at, at the local branch. Lily had been sent on a short job to the local branch and this is why she was in town and visiting her sister. She despises Larry as he is a creep who hits on "anything with breasts and two legs".

As the evening goes on, it turns out that Omar and Petunia needs her house to themselves, leaving Lily stranded. The protagonist, of course, offers her to stay in a guest-room at his and Allison's house but, unsurprisingly, she decides to share his bed with him instead. Before that, they have sex in the shower, including her getting a golden shower (she had apparently always wanted to try that).

During her struggling to deepthroat the protagonist she thinks to herself, "I can do this! I wasn't the state hot dog eating champion for nothing."