Minnie Rossi

Minnie is Mila's grandmother. She is both a math teacher at the high-school and the proprietor of a local pizzeria.

Minnie is ridiculously short, the top of her head reaches no higher then the waist of the protagonist. She constantly needs to climb up on chairs to reach stuff. Despite her small stature, she is quite curvy, with both big breasts and a sizeable posterior. (The protagonist actually thinks to himself: "How the hell does she get anything done with those tits? I don't think I've seen any that big on an average sized woman.")

Minnie also loves the smell of the protagonist's penis and seems to develop a nearly bloodhound-like sense of smell for it, in several cases being able to detect his presence several rooms away.