Ronin Beaufort

Ronin Beaufort is the scum of earth and he knows it. Flaunts it, really, with a shit bow and a shit-eating grin. Problematic in all the wrong ways. Fake-hates black holes 'cause they're cliche; would style himself after one with a smile. Doesn't care to distinct truth from the real. Fan of Vanitas and Baudelaire's hyperreality. Wants a sip of a milkshake, most of the time, so he can throw it in the face of his "girl"friend Ethereality.