Saturn

WANTED FOR HIJACKING BY: Celestial Mechanics
Ship-Self: Interloper Prototype String of Pearls
Combat Style: Button Mashing
Bedroom Style: Button Mashing

Saturn was the reserve pilot for an existentially horrifying weapon Celestial Mechanics absolutely promised everyone they weren’t trying to make, but now it’s hers! Now their plans are at the mercy of Saturn’s attention span and if they can persuade her to do her job instead of finding older women to get missile salvoed by.