Enomiya Mai

I met her at a matchmaking do, and she's got this thing about her...just being around her chills me out. No, not just that; it’s like she grounds me. And I’m gonna tie the knot with her, believe it or not.

So, getting hitched means getting busy with the birds and the bees, right? It took some serious gumption to face up to the fact that I'd be getting down and dirty with Mai-san. But was it all kosher? She popped the question, and before I knew it, we were picking out curtains.

And here's the thing, I can't get the little man to salute such an amazing, mature woman. She's a nurse, independent, and even has her own house (even if it's her family's). And I'm supposed to be her plus one? But...but this could be my one shot, my golden ticket. There won't be another person saying they want me and mean it.

...So, I'm gonna get hitched. Do the horizontal tango with Mai-san, and make some babies! Mai-san in the buff... Mai-san in the raw...
No good! I can't get it up—damn it!