Ashur

You grew up on the streets with a few other street urchins and resorted to petty thievery in order to survive. Fancying yourself as something of a dashing rogue, you're a bit of a douche, but under all those layers of douchery, you've got a heart of gold. By now, you're extremely confident (perhaps overly so) in your ability to think on your feet and handle any situation fate throws at you. Or so you thought.